The pitter patter of suicidal thoughts.

I watch you when you sleep at night.
I also have a Twitter: http://twitter.com/MaskedWalrus
~ Thursday, February 24 ~
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~ Friday, February 11 ~
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 Sex Panther by Oden. It’s Illegal in nine countries…Yep it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

 Sex Panther by Oden. It’s Illegal in nine countries…Yep it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.


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~ Wednesday, January 26 ~
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Bitches love dinosaurs.

Bitches love dinosaurs.


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~ Sunday, January 23 ~
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~ Friday, January 14 ~
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(Source: )


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~ Sunday, January 9 ~
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alwaysprettyinpunk:

fall0utbr0:

thebeachcomberswindowsill:

z0mbiebrains:

bloodyrosezero:

nobody’s thinking about us lil humans WHO DON’T HAVE A FREAKING LAPTOOOOP!!!!

I did it with my desktop :p

bastards

OH YOU ASlghasjfh;aga

WANKER 

Is it odd that I can read this without moving anything?

alwaysprettyinpunk:

fall0utbr0:

thebeachcomberswindowsill:

z0mbiebrains:

bloodyrosezero:

nobody’s thinking about us lil humans WHO DON’T HAVE A FREAKING LAPTOOOOP!!!!

I did it with my desktop :p

bastards

OH YOU ASlghasjfh;aga

WANKER 

Is it odd that I can read this without moving anything?


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~ Saturday, January 8 ~
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thatswhatpeopledo:

gypsynirvana:

justaneesha:

darlieecious:

Expectations:

Reality:

INCEPTION

ALWAYS reblog.

^^^ & laugh til i cry

My face actually hurts from laughing so much at the last two!

Oh god, the last one happened to me skiing once. On the little nursery slope we were practising skiing with only one ski, and this was the only slope with a ski life a bit like a travelator, just going up, You just stood on it with your skis on. But, one time, they stopped it party way up, because someone had got a pole stuck in the machinery, I got jolted backwards, fell over and kept rolling into my classmates who were also on the trip… Spent several minutes extricating myself from the lift, had to get my skis and poles given back to me, cause they’d popped off. Anyways, enough of my embarassing times.

(Source: dallywally)


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